Speedwagon vs. Hercule Satan: Death Battle!

Prelude

Pre-Fight

Hercule Is Walking through the Rather Quiet City With his White-Cape swaying Majestically in the Breeze with a Big Smile on His Face, Hercule is Ready for another day of Possibly Training and- Oh, What's this a 4-Star Dragonball on the Ground!

Satan's Smile turned large as He looked around "Perhaps I could Get that New Dishwasher I wanted!" Hercule Cheered as His hand Came out to reach the Orb on the Floor Gleaming, Until a Black Shadow snatched the Ball for Himself and Was about 10-12 Feet Behind Satan staring at the Ball with Glee; This was None other Than Speedwagon.

"Hey You Crook!" Hercule Growled as He Turned around to Face His Challenger "That was Soon to Be My Property!" He Snarled.

"Finders Keepers!" Speedwagon said In a Retaliative tone, Hercule Stumbled Back And Turned around for A Second "Ah, Crap.." Hercule thought "This Guy seems strong.. "I don't know If I should Fight this Guy" Hercule Turned around "Prepare to Feel the Wrath of Hercule Satan!" Hercule Said going into his Signature Pose.

"Nyo-ho-Ho!" Speedwagon Cheered as He Put the Orb in his Pocket Thinking what He'll do for it later, "Now.. It's not Polite for me to Say this..." Speedwagon Replied as He Poked his Hat revealing Blades on the cover "But, You've came to the Wrong Neighborhood Mother-Trucker!" Speedwagon Said finally.

"Ah, Nuts... Now I Have to fight this Guy." Satan thought to himself and Got himself into a Fighting stance "Bring It On Punk!" And with that The Fight Began.

Fight!

Speedwagon Jumped into the Air and Kicked Satan 2-Times, Satan Retaliated by Uppercutting Speedwagon into the Air And Slamming him into the ground, Speedwagon got up Dizzily and Quickly snapped out of It.

Speedwagon Punched Speedwagon and Speedwagon Punched Hercule Frantically, Until they Locked Fists and Took a Short time to Recover while shaking their hands in pain, Hercule Recovered first and Dynamite Kicked
Speedwagon into a Wall causing it to slightly shatter upon impact, Speedwagon got up Shaking.

Satan ran Up to Speedwagon, But Speedwagon Dodged to the Side and Kicked Satan onto the Road, Satan got up and got Hit by a Car and was sent onto the Roof, Speedwagon followed by Jumping on top of a Truck and Stumbled back due to the Intense speed the Truck was Moving at, Hercule got up and Got out his Bazooka "I've got a Present for You!" Satan Spoke as he Fired out the Missile at Speedwagon.

Speedwagon saw the Missile coming and Barely dodged it "Whoa, That Was Bizarre, But not as Bizarre as Jojo's Adventures.." Speedwagon insisted as he Saw Hercule stumble onto the truck with his Face full of Determination and Both stared at each-other before snapping back into reality that they were on a Truck moving at Intense speed.

The Two Were sent flying like Dandelion Seeds from a Light-Breeze and the Two Collided into a Alley-Way causing a Huge bang and Clatter.

The Two got up and looked at each-other Once more, Hercule thought this was a Great time to Attack, but his Expectations were Cut low when Speedwagon Uppercutted Hercule with a Sledgehammer at great force causing Hercule to spew blood and Fell Back down to the ground Hercule got up and Had Set a Trap, Speedwagon was In fact Standing on...

..A Grenade

Speedwagon though fast and Kicked the Grenade onto the Nearby Busy Road causing a Huge-Explosion the Two Looked at the Carnage with Screaming People and Paparazzi and Back to Each-other with blank expressions, Then Speedwagon broke the Silence by Punching Hercule a Couple of Times and Kicking him out of the Alley into a Different Part of Town.

Hercule got Knocked Back into some Trash-Cans with a Dizzy Expression on his Head "I'm not.. Ready... To go the School Yet.. Momma." As Hercule Spoke Gibberish, Speedwagon was Running towards Hercule, But Hercule Snapped out of this and Satan Punched Speedwagon in the Gut causing him to clench his Stomach, Hercule then Took out his Pistol and Speedwagon Readied his Hat And Flung it at the Gun causing Hercule's hand to be Cut slightly.

"You Bastard!" Hercule Protested and Kicked and Punched Speedwagon multiple times, Speedwagon Retaliated and Hit Hercule with his Sledgehammer and Close Range Street-fighting.

"Nyo-Ho-Ho!" Speedwagon Cheered as He Locked in combat with Hercule and With that Hercule Miracle Kneed Speedwagon into a Wall, Where he was Momentarily Paralyzed.

Hercule took this Chance and Built up his Hi-Tension technique This Took time of Course and Finally He was Powered up. Speedwagon Got up and Saw Hercule Charging Towards him readying a Punch, Speedwagon was Ready for this and Waited a Certain time for Hercule to draw close and with that..

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Hercule punched Speedwagon first before he Could React and Punched him through a Wall causing Speedwagon To Take Massive Damage Hercule now Nearly of Ki decided to Pull out one Final Trick His Megatron Special Mortar and Was Ready to fire it at Speedwagon crowds of people and Reporters were behind Hercule.

"R-rule no. 1" Speedwagon Coughed, "Always Look Behind you." Hercule Didn't Understand and Then he Turned around to see a Hat slice His Chest and Back to Speedwagon which he Caught, "Gu-Guh!" Hercule spat as he Was Heavily Wounded from the Strike and was on the Floor.

Speedwagon got out His Sledgehammer and Ran At Hercule Spinning it around Hercules Face Over and Over "Here Comes the Big one!" Speedwagon Insisted as he Readied his Hammer and With that..

...Hercule was Sent flying out of the Building with a Smashed Face into a Wall Causing it to Shatter upon him.

"Good Show! Jolly Good Show~!" Speedwagon was Delighted at His Victory as People gasped and Camera's Flashed at Speedwagon.

K.O! 

Hercule's Body Was Carried away In A Stretcher, Whilst Speedwagon Was Trying to Escape the Paparazzi and Reporters Trying to Find Johnathan and Zeppeli.

Results

Speedwagon: -Looks at Dragonball- I hope that Chap Is Okay! I wonder How Much this Is Worth anyways?

Scorpio: Looks like the Satan got Served..

Arachnid: This Was a Close Match, Though Hercule had the More Destructive Weaponry and Experience in Martial Arts, Speedwagon Was Able to Counter this with His Smarts and More Strategic Capability and has Taken on Technically Superior Foes from what Satan has.

Scorpio: Though Hercule has The Better Strength by Pulling 4-Buses and Such, Speedwagon has Taken Hits from Dio's Zombies and Had the Edge in Adapting his Strategy, While Satan is Pretty Cocky giving Speedwagon a Massive Edge in Pummeling Satan.

Arachnid: Not to Mention Most Of Satan's Durability Feats Are not Really what They Seem, Speedwagon's Feats although Little were Enough to Put the Fight In his Favor.

Scorpio: Looks like Satan just gave Speedwagon the 'Sledge' In everything.

Arachnid: The Winner Is Robert Edward O. Speedwagon

Speedwagon: Can You tell Me Where Certain Gentlemen Are? Anyone?

Next time on Death Battle('s)

..You get the Drill.


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