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Bad Hair Day: Prelude

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Filia vs Shantae GIAfied by Arachnid-le-Spider

Scorpio: I this this will be a hair-raising match.

Arachnid: What- (Scorpio: Count on me, it's going to be something to Dye for. I'm not sure who will be splitting ends this time, I suppose it will be one bad hair day.) Scorpio, please stop with all these pun- (Scorpio: Ah don't fringe at me, Arachnid what's the world without a bit of lengthy fun I'm not ready to comb alone this time besides I've got to be straightener with-) [Audible Punch]

Scorpio: HAIR, yes hair... hair... -Ahem- Er, Hair has aided us across the ages whether it be by recognizing scent, making us different different from other people in the crowds, of course decorate and makeover and even be used as a fucking weapon somehow even if it has no nerve.

Arachnid: It's true. Hair in fiction has guided us to be our own weapons in defense, support or even offense entirely, in fact some of the strongest to use these magical hair properties are none other than female figures who are most notable for these traits as such with these two hair-clad fighters.

Scorpio: Filia, The Hairlashing Babe of Skullgirls.

Arachnid: And Shantae, The Half-Genie Hero.

Scorpio: He's Arachnid and I'm Scorpio.

Arachnid: And it's our Job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win A DEATH BATTLE!

Scorpio: Now I mustache you this question-

Arachnid: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Skullgirls vs. Shantae, When these two seemingly-innocent female figures with a petite figure but with a bad set of hair go splitting ends at one another, only one comes back with a stylish look. Will Filia and her Parasite, Samson prove their might against the Genie of Scuttle Town or will the Half-Genie Hero keep her title and braid this bad set of hair?!

Catchphrase.
After Spy vs. Sombra I've been working round the clock, kinda.
more or so tried calming down, but that would mean little to bring, but I won't push myself with this one.
Let's see how this one goes and see if I can do this good.

Filia, Skullgirls (C) Lab Zero, Autumn Games
Shantae (C) WayForward
My crippling depression, from my soul (C) Me

SPECIAL THANKS TIME!
Thanks to :icondoctormoodb: for the Shantae bio!
Thanks again to :iconyellowflash1234: for the Filia bio!
And that's it.

I OWN NOTHING!
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NocturnBros's avatar
Given the discrepancies between people's interpretations of these two, I don't think I can make a definite prediction, but from what I have gathered by reading the prelude, I think Shantae might have advantage in versatility, and possibly power, but I am not very sure. Rooting for Filia, though.